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Trust yourself.
When a cat jumps ..almost always lands on her feet. It’s the world’s most know fact about cats. But ask yourself, why?
You can blame it on the natural instinct but the questions remains, why? My answer is this: self confidence! How can you do something successful in your life if you don’t trust yourself. You can live on the edge of life and still act like everything is ok. Just land on your feet and walk away. That’s what cats do! Take chances, risk something for once in your life!
Maybe we don’t have 9 lives but we sure have a very long one. Once you pass some stages in your life you look back and you don’t remember everything.. and then you think: man, life is short.
No it’s not, you just didn’t do anything worth of remembering 
Jump! when difficult situations occur! not because you are brave but because you have to find in yourself that you will land on you feet. Trust this feeling but don’t forget to measure your chances. The cat will not jump from 10th floor, remember!
Cats moods
Know your cat 
think
Do you really believe that cats just sit around doing nothing? NOPE!
Cats are thinking a lot, this is why they have a good life, because they think about it! You should also think more about your life, about yourself! You don’t know half of what you are and though everybody speaks about themselves so much. There is a philosophy that cats apply and it says that people who speak about themselves too much know too little. Thats why you see cats sitting with their eyes closed and just breathing. Also their breathing is a holotrophic technique that helps the mind… I read it somewhere on the net, I don’t even know if I wrote it correct.
So… relax, close your eyes and Think! you may find out so much about yourself, about life.. you can even find answers to lifes biggest questions.. BUT don’t tell anyone! You don’t need anyone’s approval and specialy you don’t need anyone’s disapproval. Keep it for you, cultivate your ideas, make a way of living based upon you discoveries.
Think!
Be wise
Don’t let anything bother you! You don’t need their frustrations and misery.
Our constant need to let everyone know how we feel makes us very … stressing! We should take a cat’s example and be more indifferent with others problems. They come to us and give us all their bad energy, they tell us about their problems, they want to hurt us with their words and their despair. Not giving a fuck should be a positive choice for people who want only to be peaceful.
Cats are wise in their decisions, they treat situations exactly as they should be treated. Most of us would make a fuss about anything, we are agitated and annoying beings and we make our life complicated for nothing.
Cat advice: Chill, find your Zen… close your eyes.. it’s not as bad as you think!
Be Hedonist
Take care of yourself! – That is what we all say one to another… but who does that ?
Cats take care of themselves, they watch out for their life. They don’t eat anything and neither should you! Eat only what you like! Have your stomach full and don’t think about the weight so much. You don’t need to look good… looking good is just a matter of perspective, it’s something made up! Sleep ! Get some sleep.. enjoy your sleep, get comfortable and let yourself go.. listen to some relaxing music, masturbate before going to bed if you need to. Anywhere you sit, make that place comfortable, don’t torture your ass, put a pillow under it or something.
Your ability to make yourself feel good is the only real thing that matters! Don’t trust anyone to make you feel good, someday they will let you down and then you will realize that you have only yourself! So start doing that now and that day will never come, people will never disappoint you because you will never need them!
Cat advice: take really good care of yourself!
Be clean
Some of us don’t use the shower so often and as a result the others don’t like them and don’t like being around them. The most part of the day we socialize with people around us, friends, family or strangers and if we stink we can make some bad impressions and scare them away. The stinkyness is common to poor people but in my travels I found out that is a matter of cultural difference more than economic statue. The food and customs make us part of a culture and influence even the way we smell. Be sure that what you think is normal for you may be very abnormal for others, specially the foreigners!
Wash yourself on a daily basis even if you think you don’t stink! Trust me, you do!